Lucy Jones certainly didn't expect to meet the Big Bad Wolf in the forest. Will he eat her? Or will he follow her all the way to her granny's?
"Don't you know the story?" asked the Wolf? "First I follow you to your granny's house. Then I eat her up, and then I eat you up as well. I'll eat you up in one gulp, little girl. Just you wait and see." He licked his lips and gave her a wicked grin.
"Don't be silly!" said Lucy crossly. "I'm not Red Riding Hood at all."
A hilarious modern day fairy tale from the author of Vlad the Drac.